The Smart-Mouthed Fereldan

Due to circumstances, I will no longer be able to attend DragonCon 2012. I will need to transfer my ticket. If interested, please email me (email is at bottom of post). Also, I’d appreciate it if anyone seeing this would please re-blog.

I am in East Lansing, just so you know. I’d like to be able to do this in person, as the transfer requires both my signature and the recipient’s, although we could probably do that by mail, too, if we really had to.

Again, even if you aren’t interested in DragonCon, please help me out and re-blog this! Thanks! 

My email address: catsandgeckos@yahoo.com 

The name on the email address will be Elissa Cousland, I created a separate email to avoid spam in my main address. 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7821818/1/The_Scorpions_Journey

I am so confused….this story went from getting lots of great reviews to having not one view in two days…and I just updated. I’m a little sad :(

levantine-hashshashin:

sickbruce:

sunndance:

youngartist-city:

Different Male Bodies.

why didn’t i have this earlier????

Don’t mind me while I note some stuff:

Ethan: Upper left
Adam: Upper left
Chester: Upper left lol
Abel: Upper middle/all three below
Gregory: Bottom right? Because his waist looks kind of feminine
Blur Turtle: Upper middle/upper right?
Long Legs: Upper right
Smoke: Upper right

just what i need heeheeheeeeh

((I see Sahir’s as being either upper right or upper middle))

(via captainhookblade)

thedasian:

bonnibels:

handingoutbricklers:

catbountry:

fiztheancient:

too bad this isnt a parody because its hilarious

This man has never masturbated in his entire life.

At least not without crying.

I lost my shit at vagina cakes

Reblogging because I own the book that they mention and I burst out laughing because my mom gave it to me to read instead of giving me the sex talk herself. 

WHERE CAN I GET ME SOME VAGINA MACAROONS?!

I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

(via captainhookblade)

Source: licking-lampposts

I’m an avid reptile enthusiast, so this video was very near and dear to my heart.

Not sure how many of you out there keep reptiles, but I’d thought I’d post this anyway. Justin makes a lot of good points.

Disconnect In The Herp Community (by RenoHerpSociety)

For those who haven’t checked out Calora yet, it’s on Fanfiction.net. My pen name is The Fereldan, so you should be able to search either my pen name or the fic name. 

I want it to be over! Done! But no, the damn thing keeps whispering “Hey, you know you should really include this…” and I’m like “Fine, whatever.” I’m starting my second attempt at a wrap-up now, hopefully it will actually end this time.

Gotta say, I’ve been feeling pretty shitty about myself. I did something stupid, and then I did something even more stupid by talking about the stupid thing I did while I was still angry, making the stupid thing seem even worse when in reality it wasn’t that bad. In doing this, I sabotaged yet another friendship. Why does this keep happening?

destroythechantry:

fuckyeahcullen:

G FUCKING POY.

Someone needs to get the eff outta my head…LOL XD!!!

oh LOL x’DD

LMAO